Born to hunt, forced to work (cuulguy) wrote,
Born to hunt, forced to work
cuulguy

UK CLASSIFIED ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel.
1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 GAY bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

And by the way: Statement of the Century
From the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker, Billy Connolly:
"If women are so bloody perfect at multi-tasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
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  • Я ещё жив

    Просто ещё лето и я занят вот этим А уже в Субботу открывается охота на уток...

  • Зима

    Надоела, блин! Хочеся чтобы уже стало потеплей, ан нет! С утра -30 светром, а сейчас -25 и ветер стихать не хочет.

  • Калина красная

    Поморожена, готова к употреблению

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